Sweet Lady Jane

thefluffingtonpost:

Pug Immediately Regrets Buying Trampoline

A Seattle pug named Franklin saw a trampoline at Target and did what any other self-respecting American would in that situation — he slapped down his debit card and rolled that sucker home.

After a good hour scouting the perfect location and tending to some basic assembly, he was ready to hop on.

“He’s been bouncing for about five hours now,” says Gerald Robinson, one of about 40 onlookers who have encircled the hopeless pup. “You can tell he wants out, but he hasn’t been able to break the cycle. I sure hope he kept the receipt.”

Via Jill Watson, by way of Bunny Food.

i know how annoying, impossible, and hard to please i can be. i wouldn’t recommend myself as a guest to anyone.

—karl lagerfeld = me (via sarazucker)

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I’m still attempting (without any success) to mix patterns.  Here’s an in-store example.  The mannequins make it look so easy.

I’m still attempting (without any success) to mix patterns.  Here’s an in-store example.  The mannequins make it look so easy.

Seriously…how cute is this pillow?!

Seriously…how cute is this pillow?!

i’m not doing anything in a violently different way now than i did fifty years ago. that’s pitiful. my husband and i laugh about it all the time because we think, ‘my god,’ these girls will say, i’m ‘cool’ or i’m ‘hot’ or whatever the expression is, and i’m not doing anything differently than what i did a long time ago. it’s funny.

—iris apfel (via sarazucker)

(Source: intothegloss.com, via sarazucker)

katespadeny:

stripes and polka dots. #thingswelove
This will be a great start to my mixing patterns month!

katespadeny:

stripes and polka dots. #thingswelove

This will be a great start to my mixing patterns month!

(Source: mookie-et-al)